deformed pizza

Frankenstein Pizza

Reader DC submits the following monstrosity, with this explanation:

“I created the attached being a little over two years ago when I was trying to finish off a ball of pizza dough I’d made from scratch. It wasn’t enough dough to toss. My pathetic attempts to stretch it into a recognizable and aesthetically appealing shape yielded this. It didn’t help that this dough and the ersatz toppings were the last bit of edible food we had before payday. In other words, we were starving, and I didn’t give a damn. As it so happened, our desperation coincided with Hallowe’en, so it served another purpose.”

What I love about it is that the olives have huddled together in the centre of the “pizza” in sheer terror of their deformed environs.

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