Balmoral Burger

My friend Jordan is in Scotland and working up an appetite, I guess, because she ordered this beauty: a Balmoral Burger, which is what they call “chicken stuffed with haggis, blood sausage, and bacon” up there.

She would like the world to know that it isn’t a failure. Ah, dear Jordan, Food Gone Wrong isn’t only for failures. It is also quite welcoming to abominations.

Have a picture of Food Gone Wrong? Submit!


Psychedelic Fish

I thought I was ordering a fish-and-potato dish in this lovely Berlin restaurant. I think they actually caught and served me the Little Mermaid in a pool of her own plasma.

Have a picture of Food Gone Wrong? Submit!

Standing Risotto

Today’s contribution is from reader Basilios Kilzi, who was treated to this “top-dollar” risotto in a fancy Atlanta hotel. Kilzi writes, “This “risotto” was so evil it could stand on its side. It was placed under what I am sure was precooked, vacuum packed Osso Bucco. Charging $39 dollars was just like rubbing salt in the wound.”

On the other hand, he could have really saved on bowling ball rental.

Have a picture of Food Gone Wrong? Submit!